Twin Peaks Non Sequitur

...and that's all

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 12:09:00 -0800

With special thanks to: Glastonberry Grove for the Twin Peaks transcripts, Twin Peaks Online for...

That’s low.

Tue, 25 Jan 2011 10:10:14 -0800

That’s low.

"I’ve got a joke for you: a couple of penguins are walking across an iceberg and the first one..."

Mon, 24 Jan 2011 22:03:00 -0800

“I’ve got a joke for you: a couple of penguins are walking across an iceberg and the...

"NOW THAT I COME TO MENTION IT, YOU KNOW WHAT I’M IN THE MOOD FOR? A STEAK SO RARE YOU COULD..."

Mon, 24 Jan 2011 22:02:00 -0800

“NOW THAT I COME TO MENTION IT, YOU KNOW WHAT I’M IN THE MOOD FOR? A STEAK SO RARE YOU...

I feel a strange urge to purchase a fish tie…

Mon, 24 Jan 2011 16:46:56 -0800

I feel a strange urge to purchase a fish tie…

Wow. Last time I saw this cinematographic trick was when I was...

Mon, 24 Jan 2011 13:17:00 -0800

Wow. Last time I saw this cinematographic trick was when I was watching Donald Duck get bad ideas… A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. (And if the devil also had mustache drawn on his baby face, I’d think this was a homage to the Problem Child.)

"They have women agents? More or less."

Mon, 24 Jan 2011 13:09:48 -0800

“They have women agents? More or less.” - Audrey Horne and Special Agent Denise Bryson...

That’s cruelty to children, that is. (Though the getup...

Mon, 24 Jan 2011 12:51:13 -0800

That’s cruelty to children, that is. (Though the getup still looks better on a kid than an adult…)

…and he’s caught the bouquet. Denise: Unfair...

Mon, 24 Jan 2011 12:12:40 -0800

…and he’s caught the bouquet.

Denise: Unfair advantage. How many of those girls were Varsity wide receivers?

Could it really be?… David Duchovny being...

Mon, 24 Jan 2011 11:44:00 -0800

Could it really be?… David Duchovny being flirtatious… in drag. I guess they couldn’t let there be three tall, dark and handsome… men.

Hawk: That’s a good color for him.

"I went in and I… I opened a can of tuna fish. And I waited for whoever it was that was trying..."

Mon, 24 Jan 2011 11:18:18 -0800

“I went in and I… I opened a can of tuna fish. And I waited for whoever it was that was...

The Owls Are Not What They Seem

Sun, 23 Jan 2011 21:14:21 -0800

"Oh, its a pleasure to meet you. God how you must hate us white people after all we’ve done to..."

Sun, 23 Jan 2011 11:55:00 -0800

“Oh, its a pleasure to meet you. God how you must hate us white people after all we’ve...

Jerry's Food Fetish

Fri, 21 Jan 2011 14:49:00 -0800

While I’m at it, I might as well do that: Jerry’s passion for food is seriously...

Twin Peaks Moon Antics

Fri, 21 Jan 2011 13:18:00 -0800

Lonely Souls (S2E7) was nearly over and to my utter chagrin I wasn’t finding anything else as...

Bobby: Good thing we didn’t light the candles. Need I say...

Fri, 21 Jan 2011 08:23:00 -0800

Bobby: Good thing we didn’t light the candles.

Need I say that the 10-year-old me was very amused?

"Doc Hayward says you need ‘familiar stimulus’, so we just figured, what the hell …..."

Fri, 21 Jan 2011 08:08:00 -0800

“Doc Hayward says you need ‘familiar stimulus’, so we just figured, what the hell...

A barbershop quartet, cheerleaders, tri-county Lumber Queen...

Thu, 20 Jan 2011 20:16:00 -0800

A barbershop quartet, cheerleaders, tri-county Lumber Queen semifinalists, and now, Sikhs. For a place in the middle of nowhere, the Great Northern hotel does seem to have an extremely diverse clientele.

Bobby: Shelly, could you get Mr. Pinkle a cold drink...

Thu, 20 Jan 2011 19:55:36 -0800

Bobby: Shelly, could you get Mr. Pinkle a cold drink please?

Where wit fails, slapstick will do.

Must… have… that cup holder!

Thu, 20 Jan 2011 19:45:46 -0800

Must… have… that cup holder!